Friday, October 3, 2014

Every Minute of Every Day. #firstworldproblems

Close your eyes. Concentrate really hard. Even if you have no experience in these matters, I want you to try and imagine having 4 kids.

Imagine having 4 kids, under the age of 5.

Imagine having 4 kids, under the age of 5 and working full time.

Imagine having 4 kids, under the age of 5, working full time, with a spouse that works full time.

Imagine having 4 kids, under the age of 5, working full time, with a spouse that works full time, and 2 dogs and a cat.

Imagine having 4 kids, under the age of 5, working full time, with a spouse that works full time, 2 dogs, a cat and trying to pack a house.

Imagine having 4 kids, under the age of 5, working full time, with a spouse that works full time, 2 dogs, a cat, trying to pack a house and still feed all the children and get them to school on time.

Imagine having 4 kids, under the age of 5, working full time, with a spouse that works full time, 2 dogs, a cat, trying to pack a house, feeding all the children and getting them to school on time, and your nanny going into labor early, so you have to scramble to find care for a week.

Imagine having 4 kids, under the age of 5, working full time, with a spouse that works full time, 2 dogs, a cat, trying to pack a house, feeding all the children and getting them to school on time, your nanny going into labor early, so you have to scramble to find care for the same week that you are physically moving to a new house.

Imagine having 4 kids, under the age of 5, working full time, with a spouse that works full time, 2 dogs, a cat, trying to pack a house, feeding all the children and getting them to school on time, your nanny going into labor early, so you have to scramble to find care for the same week that you are physically moving to a new house, then getting in the new house, and your spouse spending all his time preparing the old house for the market, so you are left trying to make the new house functional, all while still providing for and nourishing your 4 children, as well as orientating new sitters to your kids and dysfunctional home, and begging close friends and family for constant help.

On top of all of this. Imagine, if you will, doing all of this while basically having flu-like symptoms of exhaustion and constant, severe nausea 24/7. (AKA: pregnancy).

1 comment:

Cat said...

5.0?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!

:)